Rainbow Connection

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via regenapplaus)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via fleurdepleur)

— 9 hours ago with 65483 notes
did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.
Source

did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.

Source

(via fairiesandstrawberries)

— 9 hours ago with 7684 notes
omgbuglen:

The beautiful, fully domesticated, Marble Fox.

omgbuglen:

The beautiful, fully domesticated, Marble Fox.

(via wookiewuv)

— 23 hours ago with 882 notes
White People:*back flips over actual KKK members*
White People:*moonwalks past real neo-nazi blogs*
White People:*goes into PoCs inbox*
White People:You're whats keeping racism alive
— 23 hours ago with 8650 notes
awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via sugarrrpea)

— 23 hours ago with 47328 notes
yungkawaiiinigga:

how im sposed to beat the pussy up now im too interested in the aesthetics of the art

yungkawaiiinigga:

how im sposed to beat the pussy up now im too interested in the aesthetics of the art

(via euo)

— 23 hours ago with 45470 notes

hated-and-helpless:

dutchster:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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neither do a lot of women

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(via sugarrrpea)

— 1 day ago with 502607 notes
"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

(Source: thirddeadlysin, via riotofpassage)

— 1 day ago with 33393 notes